4x08 Shape Up

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Julie (DJ’s friend): My cousin Steve, he’s in town for the big science fair, and he won’t quit bugging us.

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‘cause I was born in Chicago

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3x08 Divorce court

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fuckyeah-jessicabiel:

1x16 Brave new world

Michael: You know, it says men’s room for a reason.
Mary: Listen, Michael, this whole thing has gone far enough.
Michael: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Matt: Give me a break.
Michael: Oh, so I guess you’re her to fight your little sister’s battles for her.
Matt: She doesn’t need me to fight her battles for her, and if you had half a brain you’d’ve known that before you decided to take her on.
Mary: You put that stuff on the wall, you mark it off.
Michael: Sorry, that’s just not going to happen. But I’ll tell you what, you can have you pen back as a lovely parting gift.
Matt: She’ll always be faster and she’ll always be smarter. That’s why I don’t have to fight her battles for her.

RIP The 90s, the last generation with common sense. 

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